Ah yes …. Friday the 13th ….
Posted by Jeff | Filed under /RANT ON!
What a day. Historically this is supposed to be a bad day and not as lucky for people, but I’ve always felt that Friday the 13th got a bad rap (and a bad series of films with its name on it). They should have Jason Vorhees look-alikes go around and give free manicures and such to ladies as an apology from the cinematic mass-murderer. Naturally us guys would get the short end of the stick on this one — we never really got as many artistic deaths in these films … most of ours sucked. I remember one where he shoved a guys head into a car of some sorts body and made an imprint of the guys head … I recall a guy in the middle of having fun (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) and getting a freaking pitchfork in his back. Couldn’t Jason have at least waited until the couple was done? Seriously. He really got ‘forked’ outta that one eh? (ok, that sucked, sorry).
On closing, I would have to say the funniest was from “Jason Takes Manhatten” where he uppercuts a boxers head off. That one really let me know this film had jumped the shark (google it).
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